I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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