Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
