yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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