why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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