Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
look no pants
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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