you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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