Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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