JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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