At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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