question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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