i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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