that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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