what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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