Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just invented taco cereal.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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