your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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