There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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