Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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