I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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