I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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