You work out of a Hotel?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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