i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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