how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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