The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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