Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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