It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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