I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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