Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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