when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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