Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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