Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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