i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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