we have officially lost it.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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