Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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