goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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