Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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