they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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