Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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