508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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