similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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