You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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