Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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