Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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