U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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