She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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