You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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