is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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