He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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