Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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