pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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