You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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