What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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