Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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