ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I need to align my fucking chakras