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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?

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  why can't you just be normal

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.

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• (516): View more from New York

  If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place

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  I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I need to align my fucking chakras

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