his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.