I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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