is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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