YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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